“Wyatt, I drove here. All they would rent me in New York was a Tesla, and do you have any idea—any idea—what it’s like to try and find charging stations in West Virginia? Or Kentucky? I had to beg to run an extension cord into a dozen gas stations because there’s no actual Tesla recharge stations anywhere. Anywhere, Wyatt. I thought I could make it past San Antonio, but the stupid car ran out of charge, and I’ve been walking for miles—”
