Noël arrived at JFK airport just before six a.m., booked on a 10:10 a.m. flight. He’d started downing vodka and orange juice screwdrivers there, and then kept going on board in first class, chugging tequila sunrises all the way from New York to Dallas, determined to keep his blood alcohol level stratospherically high.
oh he is drunk as fuck and that hangover is going to hurt like hell
