She slams her water bottle down on her desk. “We should’ve been Wreck-it Ralph and the guy with the hammer! You and Leo should’ve been Wreck-it Ralph and that tiny little candy bitch.” “Tiny little candy bitch?” I nearly spit out my water. “What’s her name?” “How am I supposed to know?” “I dunno.” She waves a hand up and down. “You look like her.” “That’s offensive.”

