“Yes, there’s nothing newly single people love better than to live with people who are wildly in love. I’m going through my love sucks phase, thank you very much.” She nudges her mostly empty drink. “This is a Love Sucks, and let me tell you, it is dee-licious.” “You’re encouraging me to have sex with Leonard,” I point out. “Yes,” she says. “Fuck the living daylights out of that hot piece of ass. Just don’t fall in love with him. That would be a mistake.”
