How to Fake-Date a Vampire (Charming Cove, #2)
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“I didn’t wet myself,” I blurted as I whirled around to face him. Oh, shit. I sounded beyond stupid.
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lmfao 🤣😭
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“Isn’t it cool that this place has gender-neutral loos?” I said, desperately searching for a change of topic. “They’re not gender-neutral.” I frowned. “Yes, they are.” “I’m afraid not.” He made an apologetic face, as if it were his fault. “And this is the gents’.” No.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is my nightmares made into writing
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I stared, frozen, as a very pissed-off goat slammed his head into the arse of the Duke of Blackthorn. I thought I’d never see him again. Instead, I’d just assaulted him with my goat.
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She smiled, and I found that I wanted to make her smile like that every day, forever. Whoa, boy. Slow down.
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