“We met in the men’s loo,” I said. “She assaulted me with her goat,” he said. Vivian laughed. “It can’t be both.” She looked between us, a gleam in her eye. “Which one of you is telling the truth?” For the briefest moment, I thought she might be on to us. Then she grinned. “It wasn’t both,” he said. “I was just trying to save her the embarrassment.” “They’re both embarrassing,” I said. He shrugged. “The goat wasn’t so bad. And you improved his temperament, didn’t you?” I smiled. “I did. Mostly.” “There you have it. The loo was more embarrassing.” I laughed. Was he…teasing me? He was. And I
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