How to Fake-Date a Vampire (Charming Cove, #2)

by Linsey Hall

Penelope was a skunk who rushed for no one.

Dating a vampire was like having a lion for a house pet.

Oh, I’m wild, baby. Penelope grinned.

I sensed that you were having a mini-crisis. “Just a mini one?”

As much as I wanted to shuffle my family off to the corner like an embarrassed teenager, I was, in fact, an adult.

“We met in the loo at the new pub down the road.” She laughed. “Those aren’t gender-neutral.” “Exactly.”

“I don’t have protection.” She smiled. “I’d be a sorry witch indeed if I didn’t have that taken care of.”

“So you’re telling me that my grandmother has been burning the midnight oil over Netflix?”