How to Fake-Date a Vampire (Charming Cove, #2)

by Linsey Hall

“Eh.” I waved my hand, unimpressed.

Its giving 'pick me girl'

Instead, I’d just assaulted him with my goat.

Wow, 10/10 second impression

If only my damned goat would bite her.

Were there bears in England? No, there was only Paddington, right? And he wasn’t even real.

DEAD OMG

to endure learning that her son had been a raging alcoholic who had killed his wife.

OH DAMN

My mother.

Oop

old and posh, huh?”

Right, we are in britain.

I wanted friends and I wanted to fit in. But not like this. I wanted it to be honest.

“I’ll be cooking.” I felt my brows rise. “Really?”

Oop

I shut the bedroom door behind us, noting the fact that there was only one bed. Of course there was,

Ahaahhahaha YES

“May I?” I asked.

NOT IN THE ELDERLY COUPLE'S GARDEN

“Was it wonderful?” Eileen asked as soon as she saw us. I felt my jaw slacken. How did she know? The blush got even hotter. “The moon thistle, dear,” Eileen prodded. “Was it wonderful in the moonlight?”

PLS

I’m glad this isn’t real.

OUCH

Maybe there had been a misunderstanding.

Literally just communicate with each other...

“You’re the best person I’ve ever met, and every day with you has been the best day of my life. It seemed too good to be true, and I let my own fear and doubt get in the way. I hope you can forgive me.”

GAGGED

You deserve it.”

YES