How to Fake-Date a Vampire (Charming Cove, #2)

by Linsey Hall

“Well, you don’t want to know what my favorite program is.” “Oh, don’t tell me.” “Love Island.” She grinned broadly, clearly wanting to horrify me. I couldn’t let her. “Oh, that’s fine. That’s like a documentary.” She laughed. “A documentary?” “Yes, of the human condition in the twenty-first century. People will study it millennia from now.”

This book gets it. I’m just watching a documentary.