Counting the Cost

by Jill Duggar

Here are some low numbers of what was approximately spent on Jill in the last few years:

mother fucker

The total on Jill’s tax returns was $130,250. We would be willing to write a check for $20,000 to settle this once and for all.

mother FUCKER

20,000 is a one-time offer, take it or leave it, please let me know by Monday night, or the amount will be zero. Love, Daddy Duggar

MOTHER FUCKER

Jill & Derick, We love you all. I took the discovery contract in its entirety to your house late last night. I apologize for going by so late. I left it in between your screen door and front door. —Mom Sure enough, when we opened the door in the morning, there was an envelope wedged at the base of the storm door. Inside was a copy of the contract from 2014. All thirty pages of it.

this DIVAAAA

I knew nothing about cocktails, but even from the first sweet sip I could tell that the piña colada was a good one.

ok diva