Pretty Monster

by Sheridan Anne

There’s nothing quite like a little childhood trauma to fuck with a grown man and turn him into a walking red flag.

Sure, murdering women in cold blood is a little frowned upon here and there, but it’s not like I’m going around breaking their hearts and making promises that I’m never going to keep.

Dudes got a point

I might even give her a screaming orgasm before ending her life. But I draw the line at being a shitty boyfriend.

It’s called having ✨standards✨

It’s gonna be fucking amazing, the sweetest rush, just like when you’re ordering McDonalds and they accidentally give you an extra cheeseburger for free. Pure bliss.

Or when they give you an extra nugget 🥹

She’s fucking dazzling, and I know if she were looking up at me like that, I wouldn’t be able to resist a damn thing she wanted. Hell, if she asked to strap on a fucking ten-inch monster cock and peg me, I’d be straight on my knees telling her which drawer I keep the lube in. But fuck, if she wanted to go in dry . . . shit. I don’t know about that. Ahhh, who am I kidding? I’d still do it with tears in my eyes, only for her though.

I’m a grown-ass man, and I just jizzed in my fucking pants.

That. Is. So. Fucking. HOT

“I’m going to fall in love with you, Kyah. A week from now, a month. I can’t be sure, but it’s happening whether you want it to or not, and I don’t give a shit if that scares the shit out of you.”

I really need to get to the bottom of this whole spontaneous ejaculation while murdering the men in Kyah’s life thing.

First Name: Alexander Last Name: Reid

REID?????? As in stalker Reid???????