Pretty Monster

by Sheridan Anne

“Are you done trying to turn me into a Slip ’N Slide?”

I’m not going to be Viper’s little plaything. Good for the hole does not mean good for the soul.

There’s nothing quite like a little childhood trauma to fuck with a grown man and turn him into a walking red flag.

I might even give her a screaming orgasm before ending her life. But I draw the line at being a shitty boyfriend.

Fuck. Men are real fucking bastards sometimes.

It’s gonna be fucking amazing, the sweetest rush, just like when you’re ordering McDonald’s and they accidentally give you an extra cheeseburger for free. Pure bliss.

“Enough to know that standing in front of you isn’t supposed to be good for my health.”

I’m a grown-ass man, and I just jizzed in my fucking pants.

“I’m going to fall in love with you, Kyah. A week from now, a month. I can’t be sure, but it’s happening whether you want it to or not, and I don’t give a shit if that scares the shit out of you.”

“When you take me in your mouth for the first time, I want you on your knees in black lingerie with that collar strapped tightly around your throat. Only then will you taste me.”