“I don’t care where it happened, how it happened, or how we each felt during that moment. Our connection is real, chica. A connection I’ll never feel with anyone else and never want to test it. Introduced you to my mom as my wife. Consummated it just now in the most ultimate way, and I don’t regret it. I’d like to say I do again when you say my real name and we’re not covered in blood. But that’ll only be for pictures and memories. Because as far as I’m concerned, yes, we’re married.”
