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He could read the phone book and make it sound like foreplay, which means everything he says makes you feel like a cat in mating season, even if he’s talking about changing the toner in the copy machine. I’d probably have a dirty dream about toner if he did.
But life is a string of uncomfortable moments, and our job as adults is to navigate through them with the least harm and most love.
Holy shit, when did inhaling air become so hard? Oh, right. When I had the harebrained idea to ask my coworker for a cup of baby batter.
“Some women are checking out Plenty of Fish. You’re checking out plenty of tadpoles,”
Yup, that’s my boy. He’s screwing a mutilated giraffe stuffy.
