Tithe (Modern Faerie Tales, #1)
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“Are you listening to me?” Janet asked. “Here’s your coffee,” Kaye said, stirring sugar and powdered cream into Janet’s before handing it to her. “I’m listening.” “Well, have you ever seen an uncircumcised dick?” Kaye shook her head. “Me neither. So I say, ‘Sure, we’ll give you a dollar apiece if you show us.’ And he says, ‘That’s only ten bucks.’ ”
emily
normal teen stuff
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“Mom hates it when you drink out of the bottle,” Janet said. “So what?” Corny said. He took another deliberate swig. “You going to tell her about that? How about I tell her how you need your own Roman vomitorium.” “Shut up, fuckfist.”
emily
I love 2004
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“Yeah, the whole family knows. It’s no big deal. One night at dinner I said, ‘Mom, you know the forbidden love that Spock has for Kirk? Well, then you should understand me liking guys. I’m gay.’ ”
emily
more normal teen stuff
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“Can I use your phone?” He nodded. “Do it now. You can’t use it while I’m signed on. We only have the one line.”
emily
dial up internet!!! this now qualifies as retro.
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And the nacreous eyes were gleaming like pearls.
emily
I would hope that pearl-like things would be pearly
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“Yeah, well, I better get back home. What’s next on the faerie agenda?” Kaye shrugged. “I get sacrificed, I guess.” “Great. When is that?”
emily
that’s it that’s the book