Tithe (Modern Faerie Tales, #1)

by Holly Black

You couldn’t leave anything in a car in Philly.

Of course this is set in Philly lol

They hadn’t so much as visited once in the six years that they’d been gone from New Jersey.

Of COURSE they're from New Jersey lol

For a moment, she had thought that the face she saw in the mirror was pale green with ink-drop black eyes.

Nate tf I thought this was a fairy book not an alien book lol

No, Ellen’s baby had been boosted by quick-fingered elves.

This is so funny with modern slang lmao

“Oh, Corny,” Kaye said, “I know just the thing.”

Now that's thinking with horses

“No,” he said.

Someone is about to get slapped

Nevertheless, he found himself no longer wanting to punish her for her faith in him. Instead, he found himself wanting to be worthy of it. He wanted to be the knight he had once been. Just for a moment.

Okay slay

“So what are you really wearing?” The words left her mouth before she could consider them. She winced.

girl bad shit is happening and you're asking him what he's wearing? bffr