“But if it helps you relieve some of the obvious burning tension you’re experiencing, then by all means, you can go fuck yourself.” “I’m not usually a fan of the solo routine, as it were.” He smiled brighter, clearly enjoying himself now. “You don’t happen to know where I could find some giggling virgins, do you?” “I can’t help you there.” I kept my voice perfectly even, determined not to seem flustered, as I added, “But I’m in a generous mood, so please feel free to think of me while you take care of yourself. Just know that it’s as close as you’ll ever get to the real thing. So I hope you
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