“Michael just propositioned me. He wants me to meet him tonight at a hotel. He gave me a key card like we were in some porno. But honestly, he is so hot and my body is on fire and I’ve never cheated but I’ve also never really had the opportunity. Oh my god. What do I do?” “Pippa, have you ever actually watched porn?” “What?! Well, no, not exactly, but . . .” “I mean, I haven’t seen anyone give each other key cards. Like, ‘Oh yeah, give it to me . . . give me that . . . key card.’” She laughed.
