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and honestly, I’m not sure he’s my type.” “Extremely hot, great voice, and kind is not your type? Jesus, Matt really did a number on you, didn’t he?”
Call the fucking fire department because my nether regions are on fire.
The father of the bride kicked the mother of the bride in the actual crotch! Like shiny tuxedo shoe straight to the vag.
he claimed kicking was how he danced, but he just happened to peg her between the legs, buckling her over. Bad move wearing a pantsuit. Men claim women don’t have it bad when getting kicked in the crotch, but I beg to differ. I saw the pain on that woman’s face, and it’s now buried deep in my soul. The only way to release it is a vacation.
