“You’re terrible at giving oral, you couldn’t find my clit if it knocked you on the nose, and your penis is crooked, and not in a good way. It felt more like trying to wrangle a bent pencil in my vagina than getting pounded by a beefy salami.” “Oh, fuck off.” He points his finger at me. “I made you come every goddamn time.” “It’s called faking it, Matt.”
Yes! Love this rage.
