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Mr. Hulkalicious comes striding toward us, a scowl on his rugged, square-jawed face. “Hello, Daddy,” I whisper breathlessly to myself. Evidently, not quiet enough. He comes to a halt and frowns. “What?” Get your act together, Max! “You must be the daddy,” I say more loudly and nod to the two children.
His voice is firm and oh so fucking deep, but also gentle. Fuck me sideways. I sort of want to get scolded by him too.
To put it bluntly, I’m insanely attracted to this man and want to climb him like a jungle gym. He’s big and broad—his bulky torso and sizable arm muscles look like they’re a hot minute away from ripping the fabric of his dress shirt at the seams. Wouldn’t that be something? Honey, you can Hulk out on me any day.
orc ejaculations can be quite copious and messy,
Watching him go, I can't stop myself from wondering if Max MacLeod would ever be interested in dating an orc with two kids. I’m starting to think I’d like to be his honey for real.
Princess Peach steps in front of him, curls her lip, and barks twice. Waffles bows his heads in submission, ears flattening as he slinks down on his belly with a whine. Princess Peach huffs at him and turns for the front door as if dismissing him from her thoughts.
“What I mean is, you’re incredibly sexy with that hot Hulkalicious body of yours, but when you add on the killer voice it’s full-on porn fantasy territory. I bet you had legions of students who wanted to get into your pants, honey.”
Dr. Hulkalicious Silver Fox and I are dating! Can life get any better than this? Back in my room, I twirl around like a giddy teen in a rom-com and flop down on my bed with a dreamy sigh.
I need to get my hands, and other parts of my body, on his big green cock STAT!
My sexy orc professor has no idea how feral his sweet gestures make me. I want to do so many dirty, dirty things with him!
The merman gives an insouciant shrug. “For now, perhaps. He may grow tired of you eventually.” He winks at me. “Anytime you want to fondle my flipper, you know where I'm at.”
Ryder stares at him intensely. “I need you to tell me about your penis.”
When he’s done, Harn unexpectedly bursts into tears and crawls into Targan’s lap.
crying
And I have a butt plug in my ass and a good fucking in my future. What more could a boy want?
take my opportunity. Winding up my arm, I swing my heavy bag in the air—I have a lot of stuff in there, all right?—a few times, then aim it at Yargef’s head. It makes direct contact and I hear a satisfying crunch as something heavy in the bag smashes into his nose, sending blood flying. “That’s for Sharna, you piece of shit!”
I reposition my bag on my shoulder and give him another good kick in his side as he lies prone. “That'll teach you to mess with me. Bitch, I'm from Chicago!”
