Leslie F*cking Jones

by Leslie Jones

Bullets coming at you change your attitude about color.”

Listen people: Get life insurance. Don’t leave your loved ones to deal with burying someone with no money. It’s horrible!

Death had given me the courage. Death helped me not be scared to say my truth.

some people take your kindness as weakness.

“Know who you are because if you don’t, they will make you what they want.”

Now, in my original plans for my funeral, at this point I had Kanye and his choir starting to sing, but since he is tripping like a muthafucka, he is hereby disinvited. He will be replaced by Lizzo.