I also wrote a joke called “Use Your Titties,” about my grandmother. The joke goes, “My grandmother made me help her put her bra on one time—it was fucking traumatizing. There was titty everywhere. Here’s titty, there’s titty, everywhere there’s titty titty, Old Big Mama had some titties, e-i-e-i-areola. My grandfather would always tell her to use her titties whenever she got in trouble. One time we went fishing and she fell out of the boat; she was flopping around like a fish and grandad shouted, ‘Use your titties! Use them big-ass titties!’”
