“You’re going to move the love of your life into the middle of the room where Drew can violate it with his shoes any time he likes?” This is genuinely surprising because I know how Josh feels about that table. “Since when did it become the love of my life?” He sounds bemused. “You talk about it like it’s a girl.” “What can I say?” He shrugs. “That table makes me want to be a better man. Jealous?”
