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And guys, as all women knew, must not be granted power over women and be able to rob them of their self-respect. That would create a total imbalance in the universe and could not be allowed.
“Stalked?” echoed Jaime. “No, I just watched him. At night. From behind a bush. Using night-vision goggles.”
Glory’s like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter, and yet she still comes back.”
“It’s not that I’m ignoring you. I’ve just lost interest in the conversation.”
“Patronizing bitch.” “Giant-loving skank.
You’ve always thought with your dick.” “Is that right?” “Yes, it is.” “In that case, do you wanna blow my mind?”
And what had she done in response when he demanded that she tell him? Patted him on the head and sang, “Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?”
“Oh, Dante, if you’d just explained that you were adjusting to being inside a woman you don’t have to inflate, I wouldn’t have pushed you like that.”
“I know this must be painful for your ego. Try not to think of it as being defeated. Just think of it as being beat up by a girl.”
“You know, I watched an old episode of Friends yesterday. It was so damn funny it could have made your boobs fall off…Oh, you saw it.”
“As much as I like control, it’s not healthy for me to have it all the time. Your rebellious streak takes care of that. If you weren’t so bitchy, you’d probably let me steamroll you and wrap you in cotton wool.” “I guess.” “My overprotectiveness makes up for your appalling lack of a flight response, and my controlling ways give you a way to exercise your bitchy streak. I mean, you have to admit that yours runs so deep it’s more like a muscle. I give you a way to flex and stretch it when you need to.”
“You truly believe I’ll let you do that, don’t you?” She patted his head patronizingly. “Aw, you’re so pretty.”
“Why didn’t you tell me that?” “Because it was more fun to watch you hyperventilate.”
Dante’s about to Google my Yahoo and Twitter my cli—”
