This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It (John Dies at the End, #2)

by David Wong

You know how sometimes when you’re drifting off to sleep you feel that jolt, like you were falling and caught yourself at the last second? It’s nothing to be concerned about, it’s usually just the parasite adjusting its grip.

This guy cracks me up. This book was not as good as "John Dies..." but it was still really good and I recommend it.

My hair looked like I had combed it with an angry cat.

Just so funny.

John’s old Caddie had a huge engine that would qualify as a human rights violation if built today. It roared down the road, chugging gas and farting a blue cloud of dinosaur souls.

I used to own that car, except mine was a '73 Chrysler Newport. I could lie in the back seat with my head on one armrest and my heels on the other.