This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don’t Touch It (John Dies at the End, #2)

by David Wong

war is never about killing the enemy. War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group. The dead are just the sparks that fly from the metal as they grind it down.”

“Search one of these crates. See if you can find some fucking antidepressants.” “All right, all right—” “Seriously, it’s an emergency. I’ll cram them down the barrel of the gun and blow them right into your brain.”

All moral choices seem easy when you don’t actually have to make them.”