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because Cal sure as hell wasn’t responsible for the bun in his sister’s oven.
Gee thanks for clearing that up
and see some groovy extraterrestrial shit.
Wow
What the fuck? “What the FUCK?”
Felt
“What the fuck IS this?”
Most accurate reaction in a horror story
He was trying not to dwell on what he had glimpsed in the passenger seat . . . a bad-dream detail that he wasn’t ready to examine just yet.
Maybe William Shatner’s in here, too. Also Mike Huckabee . . . Kim Kardashian . . . the guy who plays Opie on Sons of Anarchy and the entire cast of The Walking Dead.
Idk why I thought this book would be older than all that
“Blood is nice, tears are better,” Ross said. “For a thirsty old rock like that. And when I fuck you on the stone, it’ll have some of both.
What in the H E double FUCK
He grimaced, showing teeth stained pink and green.
Cosmo and Wanda ain't slick
Oh girl! Your ass—your ass is grass now!”
Did he really just... Wow
“A girl once hid in tall grass,” she crooned. “And ambushed any boy who walked past. As lions eat gazelles, so many men fell, and each tasted better than the last.”
