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“You’ve always had the power, my dear. You just had to learn it for yourself.” GLINDA THE GOOD WITCH, THE WIZARD OF OZ
They say Satan has a sense of humor. That may explain why my life is such a joke. - Gwen Goode, lamenting recent events
Chase my dreams? Honey, I don’t even chase my tequila shots. - Gwen Goode, ordering another round
‘How’s it hanging?’ — admittedly, we enjoyed our gallows humor here at The Gallows
If you don’t turn your tail around and walk out that door like the almighty goddess Gloria Gaynor advises… we’re going to have a problem.”
paler than the nightgown of a sickly Victorian child.
Some people fight their inner demons. Mine mostly just want to cuddle. - Gwen Goode, reflecting inwardly
If he’s such a crafty devil, why doesn’t he own a hot glue gun? - Gwen Goode, attempting at-home DIY
Can’t taste the world through a sheet of glass, honey. Get on out in it. Try every flavor it has to offer.
Why they decided to call it ‘emotional baggage’ instead of ‘griefcase’ is simply beyond me. - Gwen Goode, loathing the English language
“They spill more tea than the Sons of Liberty did in Boston Harbor.”
People don’t walk through those doors looking to contribute to capitalism, Gwendolyn. They come looking for a respite from it.”
I’m more of a dog person. - Gwen Goode, forced to hold a newborn
“That’s a blatant lie! I don’t need to cheat to beat you.” “You couldn’t beat me if I was a bowl of egg whites!” “Your new nickname will be meringue after Sunday’s meeting. Just you wait!”
Shake me to the beat and call me a maraca, baby, because… I. Was. Rattled.
Dating a man for less than a month is not a relationship. It’s a free trial. - Gwen Goode, unsubscribing
“Just because it’s not my fault doesn’t mean I don’t wish I could fix it for you.”
Putting the die in diet since three hours ago when I decided to eat healthier. - Gwen Goode, resisting temptation
The Thelma to her Louise. The Rose to her Blanche. The Sookie to her Lorelai. The Waldorf to her Van der Woodsen.”
Relationships are basically algebra. Haven’t you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? - Gwen Goode, thinking back on old flames
I should’ve been a tennis player. Love means nothing to me. - Gwen Goode, contemplating a different career path
She’s so flaky, her nickname should be croissant. - Gwen Goode, trying to make plans
A man shouldn’t care about your ‘body count’ unless you’re secretly a serial killer. - Gwen Goode, refusing to kiss and tell
You were my cup of tea. (I drink coffee now.) - Gwen Goode, caffeinating
char-spook-erie board.)
Yeah, I do marathons. Mostly on HBO. - Gwen Goode, binge-watching
On your last birthday, the candles were more expensive than the cake.”
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at second you don’t succeed… take, take a nap. - Gwen Goode, in need of sleep
Playlist W.I.T.C.H. — Devon Cole Killer — Valerie Broussard Freaking Me Out — Ava Max She Calls Me Back — Noah Kahan Midnight Moon — Oh Wonder Willow (moonlit witch version) — Taylor Swift Ultraviolence — Lana Del Rey Seven Devils — Florence + The Machine I Put A Spell On You — Annie Lennox Sisters of the Moon — Fleetwood Mac Devil Doesn’t Bargain — Alec Benjamin About You — The 1975 Romantic Homicide — d4vd We Fell in Love in October — Girl in Red Halloween — Phoebe Bridgers Crystal — Stevie Nicks
