Futures and Frosting (Chocolate Lovers, #2)

by Tara Sivec

“How about I ask you some questions now? Would that be okay?” “Sure,” he says with a shrug. “Do you have a nickname? Can I call you Gav?” Lisa asks. “Can I punch you in the face?” he asks. “Gavin!” I scold. “What’s your favorite color?” Lisa asks, both of them ignoring me. “I like green. Green is green. I fart green.” Oh wonderful. This is turning out to be a stellar interview. “What’s your favorite food?” “Skabetti and meat balls. Balls are delicious!” Gavin exclaims. Lisa and I both share a snicker over that one. “If Phineas and Ferb and Spongebob got into a fight, who would win?” Lisa questions. Gavin thinks about this for a minute before answering. “Spongebob ‘cuz he’s a big tough man. Phineas and Ferb are dumber than his wee-wee.” I roll my eyes and shake my head. This interview has officially gone in the shitter. “What is your favorite holiday?” “Fart.” “Gavin,” I warn. “What’s your favorite animal?” “Sheep, ‘cuz they’re stupid,” Gavin answers with a laugh. “What’s your favorite smell?” Oh that’s a super question to ask a four-year-old who just said his favorite holiday is passing gas. “Smelly cat. And feet,” Gavin says with a giggle. “What’s your favorite song?” Lisa continues. Please don’t say “99 Problems But the Bitch Ain’t One” or I will smother Carter in his sleep for downloading that to his iPod. “SMELLY CAT, SMELLY CAT, WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING YOU!” Gavin sings as loud as he can. “How do you even know that song?” I ask him. Gavin replies with a shrug. ...