I’ve thought about sending her daily bouquets without petals, but that’s nothing new. My reading has led me to believe she thinks I should have made a trip to Nashville to beat the shit out of Shaun before carrying her off to the bedroom, ordering her to get on her knees and “take every inch” while gathering her hair in my hand and calling her my “good little girl.” Or … I tie her to the bed (which I’ve suggested) and declare my intention to own “every hole.” I can’t read that without laughing, so I’m not confident in my ability to “alpha male” her in that way. I do know that I can’t do the
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