“I don’t want you dating anyone else.” “Eric, are you asking me to go steady? I think my parents did that in college.” He sits up, forcing me to stand straight. “I’m asking your vagina to go steady with my dick.” I snort while he stands, giving me a serious look and a single lifted eyebrow. “You want me to be your girlfriend?” “That’s what I just said.” He saunters to the bathroom.
