Right Guy, Wrong Word

by Jewel E. Ann

Nothing says, “I’ve thought about you every day for the past three years,” quite like a phallus taken in portrait mode with the Vivid Cool filter.

“What’s that saying about hiding treasures in plain sight and no one will find them? That’s those damn books. Men have been trying to figure out women since the beginning of time, and women decided to hide their secrets in the very books that make us roll our eyes at them when they read them.”