What if the assless-bodysuit man is literally Prince? All I know for sure is, if you play “Gett Off” in an aquarium, the sharks will start fucking you. Another uncomfortable silence between me and my mother occurred in her Toyota when Prince’s “Cream” came on the radio, and that song’s intro isn’t even tremendously porn-y: a few abstract moans, a cowbell, a simple boom-kick drumbeat, and a sultry and muted guitar riff that makes it sound like the guitar, also, is wearing an assless canary-yellow bodysuit, and okay, yeah, it’s way pornier than I remember. And also the song’s called “Cream.” And
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