“Dude, I don’t know how Alina’s ugly ass pulled you, but damn, am I proud of her. She copped her dream guy.” I resist the urge to wipe the grease off my hand after Fahad’s sloppy greeting. “Dream guy?” “Yeah, bro. You’re like the dudes she reads in her erotica.” “Erotica?” He leans close, ensuring Shaiza aunty is out of earshot as she spreads ghee on a paratha. “So, one day, I got curious and checked out her bookshelf. And let me tell you, they are not your average romance novels. I’m talking full-blown porn on paper, with red tags sticking out of some pages. She fucking annotates it!” He
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bro’s clueless 😭🫠
