I can’t get that from someone willing to jump into my bed. I need to work for that shit. And thus, my favorite pastime since the summer before college is messing with straight men. Those who are determined that they are straight and will never be interested in dick. Every barrier of theirs I break down, from the first time they flirt as a joke or direct an innuendo in my direction, all the way to when they let me break their ass. It’s all a damn thrill. Every orgasm from those moments is phenomenal. Worth the effort.