101 foolproof jokes to use in case of emergency
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Started reading October 19, 2024
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Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!” The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
Neon The BookWorm
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Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he’s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and you can say whatever you want to.