Lincoln: I'm afraid to ask this question, but exactly what impulses were you controlling? Me: Absconding her to a deserted island, of course. Lincoln: This is how I know you're not as smart as you think you are, bud. Me: Scoff. What?!!!! Lincoln: If given the chance to "abscond" the girl...the answer is always yes. Me: ... Lincoln: ... Me: I will keep that in mind.





