That's Not My Name

by Megan Lally

Jesus. They should have hit me with the car. It would have been less painful.

How every Millennial feels these days!😭

I try to smile back, but “home” looks pretty ominous at three in the morning.

This is the part where you listen to your instincts! Cos hell no! I literally got chills!😨

The bathroom door calls to me. “Actually, all I want is a shower and sleep.”

Me everyday after I get home from work!😭

Eggs. I have an egg allergy.

I would die, because I love eggs >_<