That's Not My Name
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I guess I remember Lizzo. If all else fails, at least I like good music.
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Max is many things, but a quitter is not one of them, tenacious string bean that he is.
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You should be ashamed of yourself. Joke’s on her, I already am.
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The fact that he doesn’t yell is somehow twice as terrifying as if he’d screamed in my face.
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“Is. She is your best friend. Present fucking tense,” I yell, stepping toward her.
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Fuck my broken memory. And those eggs.
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“You can take my Adidas, but you can’t take my liberty.”
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“You don’t have to dress like a vampire just because we’re staying in the forest. It’s not Forks.”
Kendall Wheeler
This man is so guilty its ridiculous.
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Can you feel remorse for something you don’t remember doing? Should I?
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Distant is a good way to put it. I would have said completely tired of everyone’s shit, but I’m less polite than he is.
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“Yeah, you’ve got control issues on a normal day, never mind when we’re about to do something stupid.”
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“Come on, Sergeant Sleep Apnea. Time to get up.”
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“School spirit is dumb, but holy shit is it infectious.”
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“For the record, there’s no fear on my end. I’ll punch Ted Bundy in the face if I have to.”
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I shouldn’t get to feel better when I’m the cause of so much pain.
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I ghosted the girl who saved my life because she looked a little too much like the girl I threw to the wolves.