That's Not My Name

by Megan Lally

Oh, hey. I guess I remember Lizzo. If all else fails, at least I like good music.

“My teenage daughter is missing. I can’t reach her on the phone; I’ve been driving around for hours trying to find her. I think I have to file a missing person’s report.”

Life really goes to shit when everyone thinks you killed your girlfriend.

from the driver’s seat. “Get in, losers, we’re going sleuthing.”