That's Not My Name

by Megan Lally

Maybe you can also tell him I’m a Libra, and my sign is known for diplomacy, not murder.”

libra nation all rise.

I’m supposed to be a shut-in, I get it. Mary never leaves the house, but if that’s true, why do I feel like I’d rather burn this cabin to the ground than sit on that couch and watch another season of Schitt’s Creek? Nothing against the Roses, I’d die for Moira, but I’d also kill to get the hell out of here.

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Max leans over from the driver’s seat. “Get in, losers, we’re going sleuthing.”