trying to puzzle out whether he had ever felt the kind of love described in songs and novels. The closest he could come were his giddy school day romps with Darius Featherstrop, but that couldn't be the same sort of love everyone else was always going on about. That was just some confused schoolboy infatuation, a phase all boys went through and then grew out of.
This oblivious gaybe omg hes such a cute idiot I-
