Vicious Fae (Ruthless Boys of the Zodiac, #3)

by Caroline Peckham

“Wake up!” I dove on top of Dante in his bed and he choked out a breath as I crushed him. I kissed him straight on the lips then smacked him across the cheek. “We’re leaving in thirty minutes, dude! Get up!”

I swear Leon has adhd

“Twenty six minute warning! Don’t spend too much time putting your make-up on, Ryder! You look beautiful as you are.” “Go fuck yourself, Mufasa,” Ryder’s voice came in response.

this has no right to be this funny

“By the stars, I’m not going to be able to eat. I’m so nervous.” I scooped up a plate, piling a stack of pancakes onto it with a topping of blueberries, strawberries, chopped banana, chocolate sauce and a waffle. I left the French toast and the ice cream. I just had no appetite at all.

LEON😂😂😂😂😂