“I’ve made myself perfectly clear from the start. I’m. Not. Choosing. It’s not a choice. I like and want you both the exact same amount. One relationship has no bearing on the other. This is who I am. I’ve always been clear about that. You don’t have to have any part of it if you don’t want to. But if you do want me then you’re going to have to get used to the idea of sharing me. And don’t ever ask me to choose again.”