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“You’d be even more fabulous if you brought your mascara out of the spider-leg craze of two-thousand-and-seven, though.”
people still do that now...
“I’m holding onto my youth.” “You’re seventy-six. I think your grip is slipping.”
HAHAHA
Mr. Accidental Anal was still bugging her.
AMBER: I know. I know. I didn’t want to hurt his feelings. ME: Well, then, RIP your arsehole. AMBER: GRACE
she's so funny
AMBER: At minimum, get his number. At most, bang him in your car.
i love them
“It’s in a mug.” Hot Guy’s tongue flicked out to wet his lower lip when he grinned, almost mischievously. “Is it? I didn’t notice.” I sat down in the empty chair and raised my eyebrows at him. “Funny how that happens.”
smooth
ME: You’re my new favourite person. GRACE: And you’re a ballsy bastard.
“My boyfriend wouldn’t buy me a marshmallow, never mind a coffee.”
girl get a new bf 🧐
“No, I thought I’d light a fire and choke us out with the smoke.” “I don’t like your attitude.” “I bought you pizza and wine. Surely I get a slight sarcasm pass.”
my faves
“Why not? It’s a wonderful cesspit of genital pictures and mild abuse. Why wouldn’t you want that in your life?”
“Intruder alert!” he squawked, catching sight of me. “No!” I yelled, grabbing a cushion as the little yellow git aimed for me.
this bird is funny as fuck
It’s not hard to please just fucking kiss me!” “Gladly.” I barely had time to register his agreement before his lips swooped down on mine.
He tilted his head down, brushing his lips over mine once more. “Because if you want me to let you go when we leave here, you’re going to have to kill me.”
“It’s fine.” I waved my hand. “Leave him here. He’ll only hinder someone else’s progress. At least he’s being useful, following me around with the bows.” “Look at that. He’s learnt his place in the relationship already,”
“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes,” she muttered.
MS AMERICANA AND THE HEART BREAK PRINCE
She stilled. “If you tell anyone about this, I’m going to kill you.” “What? That you do, in fact, like spooning?” My lips brushed her skin with every word I spoke. “Your secret is safe with me.”
“Set your granny on her.” “I don’t need to set her on anyone. She’s like a guard dog without encouragement.”
“As soon as this bloody wedding is done, I’m throwing you on that bed and you’re not leaving it until I’ve finished what I just started.”
🙈🙈
I would move Heaven and Earth to keep Grace in my life.
this has to be from queen charlotte
“I agree. And if he wants to talk to me, do me a favour and tell him my plane crashed. I’m not in the mood for his bitching today.”
Your mother was—is—the love of my life, Gracie.”
I promised her I would be there until death parted us. I broke many promises, but I kept that one.”
tearing up
I glanced at his shoes. Brown. So he did know his colours after all.
“I won’t be the one who got away,” he said softly. “I’ll be the one who stayed.”
reading this line after watching past lives is killing me a little bit 😅
