And inside…is a shoebox. I flip it open and there are two of the most perfect slippers I’ve ever seen in my life. “The woman at the store said that pregnant women sometimes need extra arch support, even in slippers…so they’re like gel liners or something? And if they’re not the right size I bought three pairs so we could size up or down. I’ll obviously return the ones that don’t fit. And don’t worry, that’s not real fur. I know you’re a vegetarian. But if your place is anything like mine the floors are like ice in the morning.” He just keeps talking, probably because I haven’t said anything.
