Dating & Dismemberment: A Monster RomCom (Mating and Monsters Book 1)

by A.L. Brody

Was it a rule that all Kyles were assholes? Come to think of it, Trevors were pretty shitty too. And Blakes. Kyles, Trevors, and Blakes.

I’ve dug more holes in Clear Creek than a gravedigger in Haddonfield,

Love the reference

If you want to figure out what’s missing from your life, you have to look for it. You’re not going to find anything sitting at home.

So why do parents keep sending their kids here if monsters have been hunting the campgrounds for the better part of a century?”

THANK YOU lol finally bc ive been asking myself the same thing

“You really don’t get out much, do you, Duchess?” “I think we’ve established that by this point.”

Same w lots of things. Stop repeating stuff so much we get it

“It’s alright,” he said. “I have nothing to hide from you, Duchess.”

Youve been secretive and hiding things the entire time tho???

“For once in your life, just stop talking.”

He never had the issue of talking too much lmao