Dating & Dismemberment: A Monster RomCom (Mating and Monsters Book 1)
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infamous bronze scourge that had been passed down to her from her mother,
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The scourge consisted of nine leather tails attached to a thick, wooden grip, each tail studded by heavy bronze ball bearings.
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Traversal was a method of fast travel,
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“Hi, Mom,” Darla said.
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Was not expecting that
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“You’re just lucky Franklin Shine didn’t find your frailty and use it against you instead of that shovel.
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If any of these humans discovered ours, they could kill us for good.”
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Every monster had a frailty, or a weakness. An object or artifact that was tied to them on an emotional or physical level, whose properties, if weaponized, were the only way a human could kill a monster for good.
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I’ve dug more holes in Clear Creek than a gravedigger in Haddonfield,
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sometimes you had to do what felt wrong to get to what felt right.
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“I’d rather meet a rusty chainsaw with my face than meet my Mantula.
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“Listen. Dar. Nothing just falls into place. You have to work for it. Look for it.
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who hunted with a near-puritanical fervor reserved for the clergy and certain Floridian politicians.