Dating & Dismemberment: A Monster RomCom (Mating and Monsters Book 1)

by A.L. Brody

Was it a rule that all Kyles were assholes? Come to think of it, Trevors were pretty shitty too. And Blakes.

“Wait, I always thought WereWalter gnawed on peoples’ feet because that’s just how he flirted.” “I think it’s both? I know he dated Henna the Hateful Howler Monkey for a little while, and it may have ended after he chomped off two of her toes.”

know, I know, Mom,” Darla said. “You had to ride a dinosaur thirty miles in the freezing snow just to disembowel teenagers.”